Jessica Biel turns 28 today and we’d like to give the actress a few reasons to smile.
Often looking more despondent in public than Kristen Stewart, Biel should realize the following facts about her life:
Happy Birthday, Jessica Biel!
2010.03.03
K-Stew departing NYC
2010.03.02
Finished up with her short stay in the Big Apple, Kristen Stewart was spotted readying to jet out of New York City on Tuesday afternoon (March 2).
The “New Moon” cutie was dropped off at the John F. Kennedy International Airport, looking a bit worn down as she passed by awaiting paparazzi.
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Peter Facinelli and Jennie Garth sat with daughters Lola and Fiona as they cheered on their oldest, Luca, during her soccer game on Monday. The Twilight actor’s enjoying down time before Nurse Jackie returns later this month and Eclipse comes out in June. With Jennie not returning to 90210 next year, she’ll be working on her children’s books, possibly getting a little inspiration over the weekend at the Milk and Bookies event they attended with Jennifer Garner. While Peter’s been hanging with his girls, New Moon costar Robert Pattinson had his own lady, Kristen Stewart, at the premiere of his new film Remember Me last night in NYC.
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I think I should be putting Kristen Stewart on the death watch because she looks like she’s on some kind of drugs and is about to fucking die. I know this grimey disgusting stinky pussy look is her thing, but I have seen gutter street kids yelling at the brick wall while trying to clean out their crack pipe, look better and healthier than this….
I knew she was not all that good looking to begin with and that she was cast in Twilight so that all the ugly girls of America wouldn’t feel alienated by her looks and could relate and fantasize to the love story that made them all have their first teen orgasm ever, making Twilight actually pornographic material designed for teenage girls…. while taking an already ugly thing and give up on it turning it into some kind of greasy wreck of a thing you’d expect to find in a gutter, unhealthy and skinny and week makes Kristen Stewart actually pornographic material for me…but that’s just because I like my masturbation to involve girls who are ugly enough to be attainable and weak enough to be unable to run when I’ve got them cornered…I’m a romantic like that.
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Robert Pattinson and his Remember Me costar Emilie de Ravin hit the red carpet together tonight at their NYC premiere. None of his fellow Twilight cast members were on the tip sheet to attend the event, but Kristen Stewart surprised fans by showing up right behind Rob! The two arrived in New York together on Friday night and are apparently sticking close during the trip - so sweet. Rob is fresh off taping his appearance on Jimmy Fallon, which includes the two guys sharing a tree perch. Our PopSugar reporter and Remember Me contest winner are twittering live from the event and afterparty, so follow us and stay tuned!
Did The Oscars Snub Robert Pattinson?
2010.03.02
Producers of this weekend’s 82nd Annual Academy Awards have hit back at claims that they left Twilight star Robert Pattinson off the guest list of presenters for the show.
Pattinson’s co-stars Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner have been confirmed as award presenters at the event on Sunday, prompting fans of the popular vampire franchise to bash Oscar bosses for seemingly snubbing the star. Oscar co-producer Adam Shankman insists he tried to get Pattz on board to present, but the actor is unavailable to attend due to his busy filming schedule.
Pattinson is currently promoting his new romantic drama Remember Me, as well as shooting scenes in Europe for his upcoming feature Bel Ami.
Shankman tells E!Online: “I think the Pattinson community (fans) is going insane. All I want to say is, ‘He’s not available!’ It’s not like we snubbed him. It’s not like we said no to him. We asked him to be in the show. We tried really really hard to get him there. We were working on getting (film studio) Summit to fly him in for the day, but eventually it became too much.”
The Many Faces Of RPattz
2010.03.02
RPattz, who was dressed like someone’s insurance salesman father coming home drunk and scaring the children, had his big premiere last night for the movie that isn’t Twilight. RPattz was a menagerie of faces you see in the waiting room at rehab (or the high school principal’s office).
Sometimes he looked stoned, sometimes he looked like he was tweaking out, sometimes he looked boozed and sometimes he looked like he didn’t know what the meaning of sleep is. I’m just going to assume he was having a strange reaction to all the different kinds of panty pudding fermenting around him. That shit can be like Jenkem. Or maybe his vagina allergy was acting up again.
Here’s more of RPattz at the NYC premiere of Remember Me last night with Claire from Lost. Somebody dragged Kristen Stewart out of her beaver hole to stumble across the red carpet and act like she would rather be taking a hot bath (which is saying a lot) than get her picture taken.
Do you really want to see more Robert Pattinson? Are you sure?!
We kid, but something tells us the prospect of more Pattz may be a big part of your mass desire for Breaking Dawn to be a two-parter. While the fourth and final installment of Stephenie Meyer’s Twilight series has plenty going on—weddings, babies and, of course, a final showdown or two—the official decision to break it down into a pair of movies has yet to be made.
Kristen Stewart told us earlier this month that she’s with you! She thinks the book “absolutely warrants” a double-feature and “it would be hard to cram all of it into one movie.”
But what does the world’s hottest sparkle vamp think?Unlike other things, Pattz isn’t allergic to the idea. In his true, laid-back fashion, he’s just going with the flow.
“I don’t mind either way,” he admits to E! News during the Remember Me press junket in New York City on Saturday.
Two movies would mean extended action sequences (yeah, that kind of action) with K.Stew, so we have to imagine he really wouldn’t mind.
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