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Five Once-Promising Actors and the Franchises That Ruined Them

2011.11.20
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Promising acting careers can be derailed by many things — sex scandals, drug habits, bad hair — but the most insidious cause is choosing the wrong franchise. What looks like a dream gig, with the kind of job security few actors can hope for, can quickly go south if the movies aren’t good. As the fourth Twilight film tears up the box office and the reputations of several SAG members, we’re taking a look at five actors whose futures were maligned by franchises.

1. Kristen Stewart

“Ms. Stewart is good enough to help you overlook just what a stock character the smart-alecky, sensitive-underneath-it-all Sarah really is.” — A. O. Scott, reviewing Panic Room

The inspiration for this list, Kristen Stewart was given a blessing and a curse that few others (maybe the Harry Potter kids) could understand. The lumbering, unstoppable behemoth that is The Twilight Saga may have made her famous, ubiquitous, and so rich she could do that Scrooge McDuck pool-full-of-gold thing, but it has also permanently connected her to one Bella Swan. And that’s too bad, really. Because whatever you think of Stewart now — I, for one, like her — back then, she was talented and attracted to some interesting work, like David Fincher’s thriller Panic Room and Into the Wild. She was tough and shy, smart but too cool to make a big thing out of it.

In a different universe, Kristen Stewart a) is the undisputed fantasy of every indie guy in the land and b) would laugh at the idea of getting a C-section, on-screen, via a guy’s mouth. But for at least the foreseeable future, Stewart is quite literally stuck in the Twilight zone, where no role she takes (see the upcoming Snow White and the Huntsman) will be seen on its own. Things will be “so much like her role in Twilight!” or “so different from her role in Twilight!” but they will never just be. If Stewart does manage to pull herself away from the gravity of this franchise, it will be a pretty damn impressive trick.

2. Ewan McGregor

“Mr. McGregor underplays Renton to dry perfection without letting viewers lose sight of the character’s appeal.” — Janet Maslin, reviewing Trainspotting

It seems silly to have to argue for Ewan McGregor’s talent. He became more or less the king of the indie world with movies like Trainspotting, Velvet Goldmine, and The Pillow Book, charming legions of teenage girls (and gay boys). He had talent to spare, a Scottish accent, and a willingness to be totally naked on screen. So it was exciting when McGregor landed a plum role in what seemed like a sure-fire hit. And this was the surest of the sure: there was no doubt that the three Star Wars prequels would be a massive phenomenon, and getting to play a character as iconic as Obi-Wan Kenobi was a slam dunk for any actor.

But oh, how blissfully ignorant we were back then. McGregor’s career may not have been the only casualty of the Star Wars prequels (weep for Jar Jar Binks’s stage career), but it is probably the saddest. What should have been a reward for years of good work in small films — and his chance to become a bona fide Hollywood star — was instead a debacle, and once the lightsabers were put away, McGregor returned to the land of the indies. Maybe that’s better for everyone.

3. Halle Berry

“Billy Bob Thornton and Halle Berry star as Hank and Leticia, in two performances that are so powerful because they observe the specific natures of these two characters, and avoid the pitfalls of racial cliches.” — Roger Ebert, reviewing Monster’s Ball

Halle Berry was once considered something of a unicorn in Hollywood: an African-American actress who seemed ready to stay on the A-list for a long time, command the box office, and have her choice of roles. And while her Academy Award-winning turn in Monster’s Ball came out slightly later than the first X-Men installment, she had done enough good work in projects like Bulworth and Introducing Dorothy Dandridge that her extremely wooden performance as Storm was seen as a fluke. But then it just kept happening in the film’s sequels, no matter how much critics and fanboys alike prayed for any sign of life. How could a woman who had allowed herself to be so raw and explosive and flat-out ugly in other films turn into little more than eye candy in a terrible wig? And while Berry’s remained a likable figure, it’s sad to think of her Academy Award sharing a shelf with her Razzie Award for Catwoman.

4. Tobey Maguire

“Anchoring the movie is Mr. Maguire’s sober, wide-eyed Homer, a wounded, moon-faced innocent who, in leaving the inst*tution that nurtured him, blindly follows his heart and finds fulfillment working outdoors.” — Stephen Holden, reviewing The Cider House Rules

The late ’90s were banner years for Tobey Maguire. Considered a talented rising star at the time, he had a string of good roles in good movies with The Ice Storm, Pleasantville, The Cider House Rules, and Wonder Boys. (He was so good that people mostly let him and Leonardo DiCaprio slide on that whole “p***y Posse” thing, which in hindsight maybe we as a culture should have tried to come down on a bit harder.) He seemed sweet, loveable, and nearly the epitome of the boy next door. Hey! That sounds like the perfect guy to take on the role of Spider-Man, and he was, for a while. His Spidey was kindhearted and noble, and you wanted to give him a hug every time he had to put duty before making out with Mary Jane.

And then the disastrous Spider-Man 3 came out, and all you could see was douchiness. It was intentional, of course — that’s what the story called for, even though it still wasn’t successful. But suddenly all you could see was his emo hair and his petulant frown and think, wait, wasn’t that guy once in a group called the p***y Posse? That’s the problem with iconic roles: when they go sour, the stigma tends to stick with you. Maguire does have a shot at redemption with The Great Gatsby, but we’ll have to wait and see.

5. Elijah Wood

“As Frodo, Elijah Wood uses his giant eyes to project a kind of haunted innocence.” — Richard Corliss, reviewing The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

I know what you’re thinking: why use a quote about how good Elijah Wood is in The Lord of the Rings when that’s the franchise that I’m also claiming ruined him? Because Wood — unlike Halle Berry in X-Men — wasn’t ruined by how bad he was or how bad the movies were. He was ruined because he was so good. Wood had already done solid work for years, from The Good Son to The Ice Storm, and he wasn’t scrambling for parts. He was kind of quirky, though not so much as to be off-putting, and his boyishness was endearing.

But once you’ve seen Wood as a hobbit — the curly hair, the pointy ears, and those almost otherworldly eyes — it’s impossible to un-see it. He should have had his pick of any roles after the job he did in the trilogy, but he will always be a hobbit. Put him in a business suit, and he’s just an executive hobbit. It’s telling that one of his big roles after LotR was as the mute psychopath Kevin in Sin City, a role in which his face was almost completely hidden. Wood should be thanking his stars that Peter Jackson managed to fit Frodo into the upcoming adaptation of The Hobbit. Ride the Frodo train as long as you can, my friend.

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Toby Kebbell, D.J. Cotrona and Logan Marshall-Green Test for AKIRA’s Tetsuo Role

2011.11.19
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Paul Dano and Michael Pitt also up for the role

With two of the three major roles cast for Jaume Collet-Serra’s adaptation of Akira, Warner Bros. is set to shore up the role of Tetsuo before Thanksgiving. The Unknown director already has Garret Hedlund (TRON: Legacy) and Kristen Stewart playing Kaneda and Kei respectively, but will hold screentests this Sunday and Monday for Tetsuo, the young man who channels the powerful Akira. Set to test are D.J. Cotrona (Detroit 1-8-7), Logan Marshall-Green (Devil), Toby Kebbell (RocknRolla), Richard Madden (Game of Thrones), and Rami Malek (Larry Crowne). Retesting for the role will be Paul Dano (Little Miss Sunshine) and Alden Ehrenreich (Twixt). Hit the jump for more on Akira.

Heat Vision reports that Warner Bros. is anxious to wrap up the casting of the lead roles in Akira, having also offered parts to Gary Oldman and Helena Bonham Carter recently. The $90 million project will move from its manga roots in Neo-Tokyo to Neo-Manhattan, but keep the core story of two young men: Kaneda, the head of a motorcycle gang and Tetsuo, a powerful young telekinetic who becomes overwhelmed by his abilities. Kei (Stewart) is a member of a resistance organization who possesses some of her own unique powers.

Right off the bat, I can advance a few of the actors based on looks alone. Granted, I’m comparing their portrayal of Tetsuo to the animated character of the 1988 version, but still. Kebbell, Malek and Dano seem to have the physicality that the animated Tetsuo portrayed. Cotrona and Marshal-Green seem a little too rugged for the part. Although Tetsuo was part of the motorcycle gang, his brawn was definitely not his best attribute. Ehrenreich and Madden look like they could be brothers, but neither of them strikes me as “Tetsuo.”

In the end, I’m pulling for Dano. I think he has a great look for the part and, judging from his performance in Little Miss Sunshine, can definitely act on the mania and torture that Tetsuo goes through. I’m sure some of you will disagree. Let us know what you think about the actors and which one, if any, should get the part. Keep up with all our Akira coverage here.

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Wtf. Paul Dano needs to stay away from this.
Edited to add: per Heat Vision, Michael Pitt is also testing for the role.

WTF: Famous Pop-Culture Duos and Casts with Merged Faces

2011.11.19
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Well, readers, it’s Friday. And frankly, we’re feeling a little bit punchy here at Flavorpill HQ. Perhaps that’s why we are so entertained by a bizarre project that originated on a Something Awful form. The folks at Thaeger clued us in about a thread called “Famous duos… MERGED!” that has Photoshoppers switching or merging the faces of pop-culture pairs and groups — Jay and Silent Bob, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson, Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock. This is, without a doubt, a silly enterprise, yet some of the Photoshops are so well done as to be eerie and disorienting. Freak yourself out after the jump.

Jay and Silent Bob

Back to the Future

Twilight

House

Burt and Ernie

Star Trek

Simon and Garfunkel

Harry Potter

there are a bunch more here  if you're interested
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some of these are weird as hell!! o.0

Kristen Stewart: ‘Snow White’ Is An ‘Indulgent Experience’

2011.11.18
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Kristen Stewart makes an appearance on Conan on Thursday (November 17).The 21-year-old actress promoted her new flick, The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1, and also chatted about living in London while she films Snow White and the Huntsman.“I’ve had the most indulgent experience,” Kristen recently told reporters (via People) about filming the action

TREND ALERT Celebs in sequins: Kristen Stewart, Gwyneth Paltrow and Camilla Belle kick start the Christmas countdown

2011.11.18
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Party season is almost upon us and with it comes the most festive of trends – sequins. This week saw the fash’ pack pick up the trend with gusto – Kristin Stewart’s worn <two> sequin embellished gowns in as many days, as part of the Twilight ‘Breaking Down Part 1’ promo’ tour.

Breaking Dawn review: Time to nail the coffin shut on the Twilight Saga

2011.11.18
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Stephenie Meyer’s characters (played by Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, pictured) are becoming ever less plausible. And the dialogue in this movie is the most leaden and banal in the series.

Robert Pattinson & Taylor Lautner: ‘Breaking Dawn’ in Spain!

2011.11.18
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Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner suit up for the Spanish premiere of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 at Forum del Centro de Convenciones Internacional on Thursday (November 17) in Barcelona, Spain.The Twilight co-stars cover this week’s issue of Entertainment Weekly with Kristen Stewart.Rob and Taylor will also appear with their fellow castmates on

Welcome To The Rileys film review: Humourless and laboriously directed

2011.11.17
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Kristen Stewart (pictured) whinges again as an impoverished, foul-mouthed 16-year-old runaway, stripper and prost*tute in Welcome To The Rileys.