Kristen Stewart Twilight

I didn’t write about this yesterday because I didn’t really think there was much to it, first of all, and second of all, the story made me too happy, and Kristen Stewart super-fans already hate me enough (because I dare to call their idol a “twitchy lip-biter”), so I don’t need the extra dramz. The

WARNING: If you think the Twilight books and/or movies are real, now would be a good time to turn your computer off and think about which lipstick you like the best instead. (Black. It’s black.) Seen here shattering the very carefully crafted publicity machine that would have you believe he’s softly intercoursing Kristen Stewart in Read More …

The 25-year-old actor attempted to keep his head down as he left the bar and made his way home in a car inside which Roemer was already waiting.

Sarah Roemer is riding in cars with boys that don’t belong to her!Last night, the hearts of thousands of Twi-Hards died as Robert Pattinson was spotted out at a bar in Los Feliz with a woman that was NOT Kristen Stewart. The Twilight stud-muffin was caught by the paparazzi getting into a car with model/actress

The 25-year-old actor attempted to keep his head down as he left the bar and made his way home in a car inside which Roemer was already waiting.

Lip and eyelid abuser Kristen Stewart has Michelle Trachtenberg to thank for having everything a ho could ever want including millions of dollars shoved into her chain wallet and a loving boyfriend who she is contractually obligated to lick on until the last Twilight movies comes out on DVD. Michelle bragged to UsWeekly that the director of the first Twilight movie, Catherine Hardwicke, handed her the role of Bella Swan, but she was much too busy doing I don’t even know what and so she dropped it into Kristen’s Styrofoam donation cup. Oh, and Michelle also turned down a role in Thirteen. That Michelle Trachtenberg, b**ch is so busy turning down roles that she obviously doesn’t have time to ever accept a role.

Michelle made the right choice. Why do a piece of s**t movie series that would’ve made her beyond rich when she can do a piece of s**t movie where she gets to inhale the aromatic Maybelline syrup that seeps out of Zac Efron’s pores (see: 17 Again)? Michelle is the real winner here. This is what Michelle had to say about her part in the making of Mouth Breather Stewart:
“There was definitely interest here and there because there’s only so few pale girls in Hollywood,” she explained.

“I’ve known [director] Catherine Hardwicke since the movie Thirteen,” she said. “I was actually supposed to star in that, but I was on Buffy at the time.” (Hardwicke, who went on to directed the very first Twilight film in 2009, directed the saga’s star Nikki Reed in the 2003 drama and Evan Rachel Wood played the film’s primary character. Reed cowrote the gritty screenplay.)

So why did Reed, Kristen Stewart and Ashley Greene end up as Breaking Dawn’s leading ladies instead of Trachtenberg? “I guess schedules never worked out,” she explained.

“I already have Buffy,” she added. “I’ve already done the vampire thing.”

I always love it when actors are like, “I could’ve had that b**ch!” But you didn’t, ho, and now you have to work with Blake Lively! Truthfully, Michelle would’ve never worked out. Bella is as bland as the paper she was created on, so Kristen Stewart is a perfect choice.

And here’s Michelle awkwardly trying to get away from a dude who is my first choice for the role of Edward when Twilight gets remade in two years.

"Breaking Dawn Part 1" continues to be number one at the box office, despite "The Muppets" opening on a family holiday weekend. With all of the success and money "Twilight" has enjoyed, it's bound to have lots of fans in Hollywood. Plenty of people there just want to jump on the bandwagon of something popular.

However, there are a number of celebrities who appear to be genuine Twi-hards. They may start watching "Twilight" as a joke, or read to the first book just to find out what the hype is about, but it ends up hooking them. They end up talking about it in interviews and tweeting about it much more than I imagine they expected.

We already know about the obvious celebrity Twi-hards like Dakota Fanning, who won the part of Jane after admitting her fandom, and any female child star under 15 years old. Here are 10 Twi-hard celebrities that you may not know about.

50 CentWhen 50 Cent decided that he needed new G-Unit recruits, Robert Pattinson's name made his shortlist. He told MTV, "He has a big enough following to be the frontline. 'Twilight' ain't no joke." Curtis Jackson is joking. He attended the "New Moon" premiere and admitted on "Jimmy Kimmel Live" that he's a fan. There was even a minor campaign to get him into "Breaking Dawn." After all, with as many bullets as 50 Cent has taken, he may be a vampire.

Aziz AnsariSnarky comedian and Twitter superstar Aziz Ansari decided to live-tweet his "Twilight" watching experience. Obviously, he had his fair share of jokes: "If you stop a van from hitting a girl, don't be such a d–k about it. Be like, "Look baby, I'm a vampire. That's how." #EdwardisBeingaD–k." Ultimately, he decided he loved it: "WHOA. Can anyone that has long scraggly hair in this movie turn into a wolf? That's dope! Why do people hate on this movie???! #Twilight." However, he still can't pick a team: "Still can't figure out if I'm #TeamJacob or #TeamEdward or #TeamAsianKidwithGlassesThatGoestoSchoolwithEm …"

Sofia CoppolaThe director of "Lost in Translation" and "Marie Antoinette" was on the shortlist of people that Summit considered to helm the "Breaking Dawn" monster. Obviously, she lost out to Bill Condon, but that doesn't make her less of a fan. Coppola revealed to MTV News, "I'm impressed by Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson pulling it off in that whole story. I just love that it's so romantic." While I like the job Condon has done so far, I can't help but wonder what Coppola's "Breaking Dawn" would have been. It would have included more Scarlett Johansson-esque awkward brooding.

Simon Pegg & Nick FrostThese British comedic actors, who starred in "Shaun of the Dead," "Hot Fuzz" and "Paul," have tweeted back and forth about "Twilight" more than smitten schoolgirls. Pegg wrote, "@nickjfrost He's effectively pushing her into Jacob's muscular and suspiciously hairy arms." To which Frost replied, "@simonpegg she's a nice girls but she keeps falling for monsters." And before you think they're just joking around, Pegg already admitted his Twi-hard-dom on Twitter: " Read the Twilight books on hols. Really enjoyed them in a sort of 'creepy old man reading delusional, horny, daughter's diary' way."
Patrick Kane19-year old hockey star and Chicago Blackhawks center Patrick Kane likes to put on a tough exterior, but even a celebrity teen can be sold out by his mother. Kane's mom caught him reading "Breaking Dawn" – and told the press. When asked about it, he laughed, "She would throw me under the bus like that. I watched the first three movies and was really interested … so I decided to read the fourth book." That's cool, Kane. Hockey players should enjoy ice-cold vampires.

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