1. Two young actresses are on a mission to become the next Paris and Nicole. Which is really quite sad since these two actually have talent. One is even saying that she is “going to be the next Lindsay Lohan. After she croaks of course.” Her words, not mine. One is clearly in charge, while the other is soaking up the fame. She was so un-popular in high school. She should have put out then like she does now. Not Dakota Fanning and Kristen Stewart.
TheGossipBoy
My Guess:
Demi Lovato and Miley Cyrus
2. What married actor is so whipped by his wife that he has actually fallen into a depression. The once hot stud is now looking rough and rugged. And not rugged in the hot way he used to be. I’m sure his wife keeps him on a short leash because his history isn’t so. Guess she should know that he has resorted to hooking up with delivery girls and, well basically any woman that shows up while Mrs. Ice Pick is gone. And trust me, these girls don’t put up a chase. Not Michael Vartan.
TheGossipBoy
My Guess:
Ben Affleck
3. Lots of summer movies will be coming out soon. The leading lady choice for one of them was a surprise. She is so miscast that you will likely be puzzled as to how the heck she scored the role. It certainly wasn’t her talent. It was her relation to another actor. Her relative did some scoring of their own back in the day, and the young one is now reaping the benefits. Yes, little girl, there are dozens of people who know that you were not booked because of your talent. Eventually, though, you’re going to have to stand on your own two feet.
BlindGossip
My Guess:
Emma Roberts
4. Which actor is closely watching the status [of] Celebs who are coming out in hopes that he may soon be able to confess the truth. Poor guy wants to come out more than anything, but was told he only could after another big name did. Just his luck, he always has to be second, never gets to be first. Not Jake Gyllenhaal.
TheGossipBoy
My Guess:Chris Pine
My good friend and celebrated violist cellist Lady Gertrude Louise Gouda-Brie VII, Duchess of LOLingham, graciously thanks you for your time.
The Lady will be so terribly upset that I falsely claimed she was a violist and not a cellist… oh drat! It will be a miracle if I’m invited back to her annual garden luncheon next year 
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