Blind Gossip is revealing a bunch of old blind items, so let’s get right to it. I hope most of these haven’t been posted yet.
This B-List actor is moving up in the world, but is hoping that his past indiscretions don’t come out. Like knocking up a woman and taking off for Hollywood with someone else.
ALLEGEDLY It’s Alex O’Loughlin!
What B-/C+ list TV/movie comedian/”actor” on a long-running network show got away with showing up late, never learning any of his lines, and generally driving the crew crazy with his arrogance…for as long as he was romancing the show’s A list star. Once that was over, so was his free ride.
ALLEGEDLY It’s Jamie Kennedy!
This popular celeb couple has an image problem. It being that the female REALLY cares about how she and her partner are perceived and the male couldn’t care less. The female is so obsessed about the PR side of their relationship, about looking to be secure and in love, that it is driving the male to resent her. He is starting to want out, because the harder she pulls the further he pushes away. We hear although she is super famous and beautiful, she is incredibly insecure. Her whole focus of the relationship has long ago moved away from passion and more about appearance. Over the holidays, the male tried to do some normal activities that a family would do and the female was determined to turn it into a PR event. The two ended up in a very heated argument, and the male left and spent the night with another woman. This happens more and more frequently. The female claims she doesn’t care, as long as the male shows up when she needs him to. We fear the relationship is doomed, which will break a lot of hearts- and not just those of their fans. Not Tom and Katie.
ALLEGEDLY It’s Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie!
This married writer/producer/director wanted to direct this much anticipated movie. A movie for which there was a lot of compet*tion. Well, one day the producer of the movie came over to the director’s house to interview him for the job. While he was there the director’s B- list movie and television actress wife showed up. She sat in on the interview and made it perfectly clear to the producer that she was perfectly willing to f**k him right there if it got her husband the job. The next day the producer came over and our actress and he had sex. The director got the job. What he might not have expected though is that his wife who has done this kind of thing before has continued to sleep with the producer.
ALLEGEDLY all the players in this story are contained within this EntertainmentWeekly item:
“Tod “Kip” Williams has signed on to direct this fall’s sequel to Paranormal Activity. Cue Michael from Arrested Development: “Him?” Previously, Brian De Palma and Akiva Goldsman (one of the project’s producers) had been rumored to possibly helm the sequel after Kevin Greutert couldn’t do it. (Lionsgate’s Saw 3D opens the same not-quite-haunted-yet day as the Paranormal sequel: October 22.) “Kip is the guy we want at the helm, because he knows exactly what we want to deliver to the fans,” writes producer Oren Peli, who directed the original Paranormal. Neato. Who wants to find out what Kip Williams has done besides marry Gretchen Mol?”
Another don’t look me in the eyes film set experience. Unlike yesterday when our actress indicated she didn’t like don’t look me in the eye notices, this former A list action actor and Academy Award nominee/winner who is now a struggling B- list loves having the don’t talk to me and don’t look me in the eye notices put up on set. During the most recent movie he filmed, the notices went up and a crew member said, “I don’t think anyone has to worry about looking him in the eye because he is so damn short.” After that remark, random crew members would point to the notices when the actor was around and everyone would start laughing. The actor had no idea the entire time that everyone was laughing at him.
ALLEGEDLY It’s Sylvester Stallone!
This Blind sounds a little like a Cinderella story, only come to Hollywood. This pair of sisters each grew up with the same dream: to be famous. It worked out for one more than the other thanks to this B/C lister’s ambitious tricks. We hear a part was once offered to her sister, that helped give our star her big break. Although she was young, she beat her sister to the call back and charmed the executives and convinced them to take her instead. She’s now a much bigger star than her sister! Not Annalynne McCord.
ALLEGEDLY It’s Haylie and Hilary Duff!
This married television actress is sleeping with her costar. Actually, she sleeps with lots of her costars. Her hubby knows about it, and is okay with it, because he too has his own group of lady friends he frequents. They claim the open marriage actually strengthens their relationship. Not Eva Longoria Parker.
ALLEGEDLY It’s Courtney Cox!
Which actress’ ego has caused her to go from sweetheart to snob? She was well-loved on the set of her earlier films. However, all the attention has apparently gone to her head and inflated her ego. She was a demanding little princess during her most recent project, with more than one crew member swearing that they would never work with her again.
ALLEGEDLY It’s Scarlett Johansson!
Which gangsta rapper loves to be pampered? He loves his daily bubble bath and shoulder massages. Such a tough exterior, such tender skin.
ALLEGEDLY It’s Sean Combs Puffy Puff Daddy P Diddy!
Former A list rock singer. Now, just someone we love to sing with at clubs and see in the odd film cameo is going blind.
ALLEGEDLY It’s Billy Idol!
Former A lister but he hasn’t been one in awhile. I guess technically he would be about a C lister now but with some A list name recognition. Always films. He was trying to make a career comeback. His agent and manager have a brand new television show lined up for him, but he hasn’t done anything about it, returned any calls or met with the people he needs to because he is newly in love and can’t bear to be apart from his girlfriend. Manager and agent are ready to let him go unless he gets his act together.
ALLEGEDLY It’s Michael Keaton!
A lister … behaving himself except in the drinking department until a model walked by. He immediately ran over to the model and began trying to hit on her. Apparently though she didn’t know who he was. When he informed her drunkenly who he was and what he had been in, she said, “I don’t really care. Plus if you need to list your accomplishments to get a date, you really have not accomplished all that much.” It would have been nice if this had been a quiet conversation, but unfortunately for our film actor the entire group surrounding the table all heard it. Nice.
ALLEGEDLY It’s Gerard Butler!
This annoying C list film actor who used to be list still has B list name recognition and is still just as annoying as he was at the height of his fame. Basically limited to guest spots now, our actor still thinks he is a big deal. When he invites women back to his house they get to spend time in his special bedroom. This bedroom is covered entirely in photos and posters of himself. When he has concluded his time with whatever woman has decided to take him up on his offer he insists on giving them his autograph on a photo of himself from ten years ago.
ALLEGEDLY It’s Pauly Shore!
Seems that a certain married B list actor decided to go to a bar with a friend of his and while at the bar spent a considerable amount of time hitting on a foreign exchange student and tried very hard to get her phone number. He did not succeed, but it was not for a lack of effort. Oh, and the foreign exchange student was a woman.
ALLEGEDLY It’s Matthew Broderick!
Which out-of-touch TV actor spent over $600 to have someone come and change his light bulbs?
ALLEGEDLY It’s David Spade!
Which recording Princess was house hunting in the Hollywood Hills this week? For somebody who has gone platinum, she certainly wasn’t looking at anything too extravagant! She seemed to favor places around 3,000 square feet, and appears to be more interested in renting than buying. Her budget? Around $6k a month. With all of the goodies she’s acquired since hitting it big, you’d think she’d need something bigger than 3 bedrooms to store her stuff! Maybe it’s the economy?
ALLEGEDLY It’s Ciara!
This engagement is fairly new, but I definitely smell trouble. This Golden Globe nominated/winner B list movie actress has been entertaining a fairly steady stream of men at her fiance’s home. Her fiance is a B list television actor on a very hit show. He must know this is going on as our actress doesn’t hide what she has been doing and with whom but our actor doesn’t seem to care.
ALLEGEDLY It’s Emily Blunt and John Krasinski!
This actress has followed her husband from one thing to another. She tries really hard to be supportive, but along the way, she’s sort of lost her ident*ty. We hear she might be rediscovering herself with the help of a bodyguard, who ‘gets her’ and doesn’t try to change her or mold her into place. The relationship right now is said to be ‘not sexual’ yet, but the only solace the actress is finding from the confines of her marriage are through this man whom she’s told sources is like ‘her soulmate.’ Not Jennifer Garner.
ALLEGEDLY It’s Katie Holmes!
These Celebrity BFFs are now settled in their lives and careers. Over drinks this last weekend, one of the stars told our source that in the beginning of the friendship, the ladies weren’t sure if their budding friendship was something more. So, to test the waters, the two had a little make-out session, and got the urge out of their systems. After the little romp, the two laughed it off and decided their chemistry was strictly platonic. The two have been good buddies every since. Not Jennifer Aniston.
ALLEGEDLY It’s Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz!
She isn’t wearing bulky or flowing tops or adopting atypical poses because that’s what is in fashion this year. This woman is definitely pregnant. Not by the old-fashioned way, but science is her friend at this point. Since there have been false alarms in the past, she will keep the news quiet until she passes the three-month point. That will happen soon.
ALLEGEDLY It’s John Travolta and Kelly Preston!
A source tells us that this certain star is getting super thin because of a increasingly bad eating disorder. Maybe the pressures of handling a career and family are getting to her. Her family is concerned, but word is, her handlers aren’t- they’re the ones that suggested she lose the weight to get the work. Not Katie Holmes.
ALLEGEDLY It’s Ashlee Simpson Wentz!
At a recent store opening, this C/D list celeb was offended when she found out that other stars were there and being paid to do so. After several angry calls to her agent that proved fruitless, she went to one of the employees of the store and threw a giant tantrum, demanding freebies to make up for her shame. The store employee held her ground and didn’t give out anything. So our star began threatening to destroy merchandise if she wasn’t offered something. That night she went home with some coupons to neighboring businesses and a free t-shirt and a warning to never return to the store. Not Paris Hilton.
ALLEGEDLY It’s Lindsay Lohan!
This young star’s bad habit is starting to get pretty serious. We’re not talking about her substance abuse problems, because those have been serious for a long time. We’re talking about her sexual addiction problem which she is passing off to a younger sibling. She’s involved this underage family member into her seedy world of risky behavior. There is chatter that the dangerous outings the two go on involve random hookups at dangerous locations like parks, clubs, parties or mall bathrooms. The star is not content anymore to go alone, but likes the idea of corrupting someone innocent that she is close to and has at her disposal. Not Miley.
ALLEGEDLY It’s Lindsay Lohan and Ali Lohan!
We’re not even sure why the magazines keep pushing it, but this couple who are said to be romantically involved, are actually [anything] but. Sure, they’re having fun playing with the press, but it’s mostly because they are told it would be a good marketing strategy for their career. Everyone around them knows however, that they are just good friends, not lovers. One in all the media buzz is actually rumored to swing the other way. Not Chace Crawford.
ALLEGEDLY It’s Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart!
This famous celebrity husband (mostly known for comedy) with a non-famous wife has convinced his spouse that every couple in Hollywood has thr*esomes. His wife was incredibly reluctant and refused for years, but he’s threatened divorced and told her that bringing in another partner into their marriage just comes with the territory when you marry someone famous. Our source says the wife seems really insecure about the marriage and worried that she is going to lose the star, has finally decided to hire a pr*st*tute for his upcoming birthday. Not Steve Carell.
ALLEGEDLY It’s Woody Allen!
This star singer is used to having staff help. She’s got it all from housekeepers and gardeners to handlers and personal assistants. Now a source is saying she’s got assistants to help her out with her marital duties as well. People to rub the feet and back of her hubby when they sit around the fire, people to send in-laws birthday gifts, people to to even help her spice up her love life and help in the bedroom! Not Christina Aguilera.
ALLEGEDLY It’s Mariah Carey!
Last week, this star couple was on the verge of a breakup and there were even rumblings of it online. Now, we hear the PR between the two have come up with some sort of agreement to let the two stay together until the relationship can be milked for a little more. Once it hits it’s peak then the couple will have a very public breakup and hopefully more publicity and maybe even more high profile roles. Too bad for the couple though, who really can’t stand one another. The couple is not married btw. Not Megan Fox’s mess of a relationship.
ALLEGEDLY It’s Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel!
Old Hollywood: This actress was definitely A list back in the day. And by back in the day, I mean prior to television. She was all movies. Our actress came from a very unstable background with perhaps the queen of stage moms as her mother. Our actress was never nominated for any of the big awards but starred in lots of movies. She was in and out of marriages frequently and one of the ways she got out of one was by killing her husband. Oh, not the husband everyone knows was found dead by a gunshot. Nope. He is considered her second husband, but in reality was her third. The second husband was a guy in the mafia who had seen our actress on screen and loved her. He wined her dined her and romanced her. Our actress loved it and eloped with him after just a few weeks. Well, at the same time this was happening our actresses career was about to skyrocket because she was moving to a new studio. The new husband wanted her to stay home and be a wife and our actress and her domineering mother wanted the big career. So, one night our actress and the man who would be her next husband and her next victim killed her husband of two months and buried him in the desert. It is said that the reason her next husband was killed was revenge by the mafia but I say it was our actress who saw a future which was brighter with a new man in her life. With divorce not an option, a gun was.
ALLEGEDLY It’s Jean Harlow.
And the best for last…
We knew that there was trouble in this couple’s relationship, but we didn’t realize how big a role two outside parties have played in the drama. The couple – who we’ll call Actor A and Actress A – are two of the biggest movie stars in the world. Actor A is in a pit of despair over his crumbling relationship with Actress A. However, instead of keeping his feelings buttoned up, he has found solace in the arms of Actor B, whose own relationship has been up in the air. The two men plan on running away together sooney rather than later. Meanwhile, pillow-lipped Actress A has been having a hot and heavy sapphic relationship with big-chinned Actress B… who just happens to be Actor A’s ex-wife. We didn’t even know that Actress A and Actress B were friends. They sure had us fooled.
ALLEGEDLY Brad/George & Angelina/Jen (okay, fine- this one was an April Fool’s day joke, it’s NOT TRUE but it’s still hella funny)
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Yeah right, whatever, full of lies, omg, grain of salt, etc
